Live Blogging the Grammys

Since I'm watching the Grammys (until I go to bed around 10), why not write about it? Lady GaGa is starting us off with a muscly dancer-filled industrial set piece reminiscent of 1989-1990 Madonna. That sparkly green outfit is bizarre; like what the Joker would do if he was designing swimwear. "Poker Face" was first. Now GaGa is sitting at a piano with Elton John--in matching sparkly sunglasses--for a duet version of "Speechless." Elton John's earring is HUGE.